Two crazy countries India and Pakistan.
During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded
missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and
in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their
way. This was their scenario. But if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. The Pakistan army decides to launch a
nuke-missile towards India.
They don't need any permission from their
government, and promptly order the countdowns.
Indian
technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds,
Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile
in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government of
India.
They
submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to
the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok
Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe
protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. The
President asks for a quick decision.
In
the mean-time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical
failure. Their attempts for a relaunch are still on.
Just
then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was
giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to
prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win
the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed.
The
caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker
government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the
Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission. The
Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM
is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the
nation.
Just
then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government
building at 11.00AM. Fortunately there
were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early.
In
any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get
better technologies from China and USA.
The
Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile
of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.
This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised.
This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised.
In
California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning "Please forward it
to as many Indians as possible".
On
the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some
fishes.
A
missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.
Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits its original destination: Russia. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits its original destination: Russia. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
The missile hits the target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep
regrets for what has happened and sends
in a million dollars’ worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And......We live happily ever after.
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